did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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