You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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