your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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