Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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