I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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