She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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