I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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