I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's just like the Real World with babies
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
How does one acquire holy water?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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