Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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