he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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