ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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