So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
His nipple licking is glorious
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