Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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