i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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