We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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