dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i need some magic done to my vagina
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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