He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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