Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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