I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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