i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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