ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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