you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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