the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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