They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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