She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
