Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Drake has all the answers
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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