i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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