dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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