I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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