When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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