thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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