I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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