your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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