Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
barbara walters just said penis...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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