God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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