In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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