Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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