Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
COCAINE IS GR8
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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