And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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