I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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