I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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