batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
