I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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