We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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