we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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