I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
