I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
either way he was missing a nipple.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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