butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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