Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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