I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My life is pants optional.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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