One girl and one boy is just not enough.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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