I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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