yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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